Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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