I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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