I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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