your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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