Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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