Having a random hookup so left but love u
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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