dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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