did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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