I'm really into asian looking animals
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I got inside last night via doggy door
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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