Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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