Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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