so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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