If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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