OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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