Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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