the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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