Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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