What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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