The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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