i can't believe i had my finger in that
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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