his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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