i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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