last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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