The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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