what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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