Dual....:-)
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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