She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize