Soap is not a condiment
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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