She said her name was "party"
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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