this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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