the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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