i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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