Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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