I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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