i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i came on her dog
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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