Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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