You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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