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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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