In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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