Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
