Say something about gay babies.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
