he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So apparently I’m into choking now
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