normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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