remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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