idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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