Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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