Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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