We got so high we made milksteak
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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