i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
im calling her cock vulture from now on
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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