Soap is not a condiment
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I think I just sharted jello shots
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