He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
it's great music for shaving your balls
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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