Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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