i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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