You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I am naked and annoyed.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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