All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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