Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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