We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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